Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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