...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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