Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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