Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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