do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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