maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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