Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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