Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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