How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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