We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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