So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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