Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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