suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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