I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Randomize
