just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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