the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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