Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize