I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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