How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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