Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i dont even know how to be here
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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