he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
this will be a night to untag.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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