Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Damn victory sex feels great
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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