i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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