I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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