i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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