So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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