THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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