You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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