your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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