Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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