we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
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If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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