So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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