Yo dont text me then not text me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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