I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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