You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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