My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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