I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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