Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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