i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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