She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There r osticjed everywhere
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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