what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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