Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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