BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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