ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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