please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Is her dick bigger than yours?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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