i would punch a child for taco bell
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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