I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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