so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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