I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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