Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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