I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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