but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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