Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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