you traded sex for a burrito?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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