I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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