shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go