There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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